The Third Bitch Rule

3rd Bitch: (n.) whenever there are 3 women, there will always be an ugliest one. Even if there is uncertainty which is the best looking one, even if each of them ARE attractive, it will usually be clear which the worst looking one is. She will feel insecure and threatened. This individual is called the third bitch. The third bitch is fully aware that she is the ugliest one and has already given up on all hope and sportsmanship. If she is not going to get any play, then neither are her friends. She is fully convinced that any man making an attempt to talk to her will be either done as a distraction or out of pity, so the third bitch will do everything possible to destroy any efforts by men to talk to her friends...even if they start with her. The third bitch can usually be identified very easily but in case you are blind, the third bitch will have a bitchy attitude from the start. She will usually be the one who is in a rush to leave to go somewhere...even if its home.

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