3rd Bitch: (n.) whenever there are 3 women, there will always be an ugliest one. Even if there is uncertainty which is the best looking one, even if each of them ARE attractive, it will usually be clear which the worst looking one is. She will feel insecure and threatened. This individual is called the third bitch. The third bitch is fully aware that she is the ugliest one and has already given up on all hope and sportsmanship. If she is not going to get any play, then neither are her friends. She is fully convinced that any man making an attempt to talk to her will be either done as a distraction or out of pity, so the third bitch will do everything possible to destroy any efforts by men to talk to her friends...even if they start with her. The third bitch can usually be identified very easily but in case you are blind, the third bitch will have a bitchy attitude from the start. She will usually be the one who is in a rush to leave to go somewhere...even if its home.
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009
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HAHA, this was some funny shit. Mostly because it's true.. hehe.
ReplyDeleteEy, there's a better term for 3rd bitch. "The cockblock" or "The cockblocker"
ReplyDeleteYes, we are aware of the term "The Cockblock". However, the term is too generally used. The "3rd Bitch", on the other hand, is used soley for a specific kind of woman.
ReplyDeleteOk ok, this is like my fifth time trying...
ReplyDeleteSweetie, enough about the third bitch, over to the sluts! Im waiting, lol
Talk to u soon!
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Melissa
Awh so many 3rd Bitch story so little time.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, even though the 3rd Bitch is cockblocking, the the 3rd bitch is more easily identified and does not really have her own "cock agenda". Whereas your average cock blocker may be competing for the alpha male or just in a rush to go home have sex, the 3rd Bitch is just set on keeping her friends on the same level as her...Cock-less. =)
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