Road Signs

There are set rules that we all have to follow in life. Generally there are laws that are set into place to keep order and I guess understanding over society. For Example, we have the Traffic light. They are a simple, with basic instructions. For example, Green would mean (Go), Yellow (Slow Down), and of course Red (Stop). Simple in theory and effective in the nature in which it is used. Traffic lights, however effective they are, have flaws. You are probably wondering how traffic lights are relevant, in anyway, to this site. Let me answer that by saying this, WOMEN!!.. like the traffic light, their rules are not written in stone, and tend to make the simple rules into a complicated guessing game. Now the simple green no longer just means go, it means you have permission to cross but you still have to keep an eye open for on coming traffic. Yellow to some can mean slow down, take caution and get ready to stop (the light is going to turn red any second now); to others however it may mean drive a little faster, you have only seconds to cross before the light turns red. And red, when many may want you to stop dead in your tracks, others may want you to force your way through, try harder, get over the obstacles and risk everything. How does this in any capacity relate to women you ask? Well think of it this way. The cars on the streets would be us, men. We are governed by the rules and regulations that the Cops set forth. The Cops would be the women, they are the upholders of the law. They determine just how strict and/or flexible they are in regulating the law. So that would leave the Lights. And if you have not guessed it the lights are the emotions of women. They are laws, guidelines to follow if you dare tread on their territory. I can imagine you probably have some sort of "lost in the headlights" kind of look on your face; wondering what the fuck we are talking about. So let me just simplify it for you a bit. Women are fucking complicated, so guys stop trying so damn hard to figure them out. Because when you think you have cracked the code, the rules change and you are lost once more.

The Answer

We at Owakinatalk, after intense analysis (to be exact 3 seconds of thinking), have concluded that the 3rd Bitch in fact would probably be the third girl. Now we know what you are all thinking that the blond would be the most likely candidate; and if appearance was the only factor in identifying the 3rd you would be right. But in this instant we are going with the one on the right.

*Reasons*
1. The one in the middle seems to be a really friendly person. She probably tends to get most of the attention because she is a good looking girl, but besides that her smile if very welcoming. She seems genuinely nice and happy.

2. The blond on the other hand is not that lucky with looks. She is not as pretty as her two friends, however, something else seems to attract the men in her direction. She has that "I would so suck your dick" look. We know it is wrong to judge a book by its cover but in all honesty if we were at a club looking for a easy target she would be the one to go to. This makes the blond a "sure thing".

3. The thrid girl, who is indeed pretty would be the perfect 3rd Bitch. Unlike the other two she seems to be lacking confidence of sort. If her smile is any indication of what is to come, then please we rather stay away. Her smile seems forced, as if she is saying to herself, "shit here we go again, another night of this bullshit". This, in owa eyes, comes out in the picture. And if we see this in a picture, sure would see it in person.

So the Third Bitch is indeed The 3rd Bitch.

3rd Bitch Test.

Whats good people, we thought it would be good to have a little test. Why don't we just call it the 3rd Bitch test. We want you to try to identify the 3rd in this image. Now remember the 3rd is not always the one you expect. Guys think of this test as training. Help you hone in your skills for real life situations when out hunting. And ladies think of this as a learning a experience, a lesson in how not to look and or act like the 3rd. Enjoy

*NOTE* Click on the picture to view in its entirety...