Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The Answer

We at Owakinatalk, after intense analysis (to be exact 3 seconds of thinking), have concluded that the 3rd Bitch in fact would probably be the third girl. Now we know what you are all thinking that the blond would be the most likely candidate; and if appearance was the only factor in identifying the 3rd you would be right. But in this instant we are going with the one on the right.

*Reasons*
1. The one in the middle seems to be a really friendly person. She probably tends to get most of the attention because she is a good looking girl, but besides that her smile if very welcoming. She seems genuinely nice and happy.

2. The blond on the other hand is not that lucky with looks. She is not as pretty as her two friends, however, something else seems to attract the men in her direction. She has that "I would so suck your dick" look. We know it is wrong to judge a book by its cover but in all honesty if we were at a club looking for a easy target she would be the one to go to. This makes the blond a "sure thing".

3. The thrid girl, who is indeed pretty would be the perfect 3rd Bitch. Unlike the other two she seems to be lacking confidence of sort. If her smile is any indication of what is to come, then please we rather stay away. Her smile seems forced, as if she is saying to herself, "shit here we go again, another night of this bullshit". This, in owa eyes, comes out in the picture. And if we see this in a picture, sure would see it in person.

So the Third Bitch is indeed The 3rd Bitch.

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