Road Signs

There are set rules that we all have to follow in life. Generally there are laws that are set into place to keep order and I guess understanding over society. For Example, we have the Traffic light. They are a simple, with basic instructions. For example, Green would mean (Go), Yellow (Slow Down), and of course Red (Stop). Simple in theory and effective in the nature in which it is used. Traffic lights, however effective they are, have flaws. You are probably wondering how traffic lights are relevant, in anyway, to this site. Let me answer that by saying this, WOMEN!!.. like the traffic light, their rules are not written in stone, and tend to make the simple rules into a complicated guessing game. Now the simple green no longer just means go, it means you have permission to cross but you still have to keep an eye open for on coming traffic. Yellow to some can mean slow down, take caution and get ready to stop (the light is going to turn red any second now); to others however it may mean drive a little faster, you have only seconds to cross before the light turns red. And red, when many may want you to stop dead in your tracks, others may want you to force your way through, try harder, get over the obstacles and risk everything. How does this in any capacity relate to women you ask? Well think of it this way. The cars on the streets would be us, men. We are governed by the rules and regulations that the Cops set forth. The Cops would be the women, they are the upholders of the law. They determine just how strict and/or flexible they are in regulating the law. So that would leave the Lights. And if you have not guessed it the lights are the emotions of women. They are laws, guidelines to follow if you dare tread on their territory. I can imagine you probably have some sort of "lost in the headlights" kind of look on your face; wondering what the fuck we are talking about. So let me just simplify it for you a bit. Women are fucking complicated, so guys stop trying so damn hard to figure them out. Because when you think you have cracked the code, the rules change and you are lost once more.